Welcome To School & How To Get Kicked Out Of Class

Welcome Back To School*

If you are reading this post you are... 
     (A) Killing Time
     (B)Truly wondering if you have the ability to get kicked out of class
     (C)Postponing any pending work you do not wish to be doing at the moment

If you selected (A), Welcome and please scroll down to the next paragraph to continue reading. If you selected (B), Congratulations  you came to the right place, please scroll down to the next paragraph. If you selected (C), please return to your pending work as you have already wasted enough time getting to my blog, unless of course you wish to use avoiding homework as a way to get out of class. This I do not sugest, if one does not complete one's homework it is sure that you will spend even more time in your class making up the work then out of your class. 

There are many methods to get your self kicked out of class, and for easy reference this post is broken down into easy-to-find sections. 

THE I'M GIVING YOU THE RIGHT, BUT STILL WRONG ANSWER METHOD

This method uses direct answers to your teachers' questions that are entirely true but not the answer the teacher wanted you to give. If you give these kinds of answers enough your teacher will surely grow tired of you and kick you out. WARNING: Sometimes this may result in more talks with your teacher and the less likely option of gifted classes, though if you are reading this post I'm sure you wish for less classes and you may not want to risk this one. 

THE GOOGLE ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS FOR ME METHOD

This method allows you to have google answer your questions for you. This will get you kicked out of class for one of two reasons. (A) You were kicked out for having your hand held device out in class, which you know you shouldn't have out.

(B) You gave a nonsense answer that gave your teacher the hint that you have been cheating on all of your questions. (WARNING: This may cause you to have to retake this class)

TO BE CONTINUED......

*DISCLAIMER: Please do not attempt any of the above options, this post has been written as a joke and I do not mean to get anyone kicked out of his or her class.