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Organization and Peace of Mind

Are you busy?

Like really busy?

Like you're only running off of the coffe you are drinking?

Do you not even have time for second breakfast?

Why wouldn't someone have time for second breakfast? Are you spending too much time worrying about things you have to do and not enough time getting them done?

If you do you came to the right place!

It is time to get organized!

And here's how:

1) Find a place where you can keep all of the things you have to do.

2) Write down all the things you have to do and by what time.

3) Cross off all the things you have done.

4) Feel the power! Feel the power of your new peace of mind!

MINECRAFT and Pop Culture

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WHAT IS MINECRAFT?

MINECRAFT is a game about placing blocks to build anything you can imagine. BEWARE: if you don't build a shelter before nightfall, the monsters will get you!

Although, seemingly simple, Minecraft has various mods and maps that you can play, share, and create. Using those mods you can change the appearance of your entire Minecraft world (while still staying in your 1 by 1 block spectrum). 

In Minecraft there are endless possibilities. You can climb or create the tallest mountain, find the farthest deeps of your oceans, and mine your way to industrialization where you can create your own perfect cities. You can even create your own kingdom where you rule the land! With this freedom to change and make your own world in Minecraft, users have taken their minecraft worlds to new levels. 

Within different mods, users have been able to create videos from Minecraft. These videos have even leaked over to popculture. Producing parodies of popular songs like Usher's "DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love" and One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" seems to be only the start of it. 

Even Element Animation has incorporated Minecraft into their shows, taking their characters on a journey though the Minecraft worlds and mods. 

It is only a matter of time intill they invade our world.

Encounters of the 2nd Kind

At the Mayhem Mathematics Institute, Italian Mathematician Claude Lacombi, his American interpreter and mapmaker, I.M. Laughing, along with some other very important people discovered a new line in their model of the 2nd dimension. They called it Line 19. One of the VIPs (who has yet to be named) discovered that it was the same line that had gone missing 30 years earlier. 

They also found a lost dot in the far stretches of the 2nd dimension. Wondering about what caused these objects to appear, Lacombi and Laughing - along with a group of mathematics specialists - dove deeper into the appearances of such objects. 

Dots and lines were popping up everywhere! This was causing even the media to get involved. Laughing, in good humor, joked about how aliens could be the cause of these lines. Little would he know that his simple comment would spark the making of a new movie.  

As the media frenzy died down, the mathematicians were able to resume their work. Taking his work home with him, Lamcombi's three-year old son, Barry, pointed out that all of the lines and dots, when combined, made a picture. 

Looking at their research from the perspective of his son, Lacombi saw it, too. The 2nd dimension actually created a new shape, a smily face.

An Affinity for Aardvarks

Fredrick had an affinity for aardvarks. To adumbrate, he thought that they were aesthetically perfect and that they could be very useful in society. Aardvarks ate the very creature Fredrick abominated most, ants. They were so adroit in using their long tongue to pick up bugs that they didn’t even get bitten, unlike Fredrick did on that adverse summer day.

The intense heat of the sun, which could be seen after walking up the acclivity to get to the park, severely affected Fredrick. Upon reaching the park, Fredrick quickly sat down in the first shady spot he found. Unfortunately, he sat down so quickly that he did not notice the small colony of ants that was right next to where he was seated and when he discovered it, it was already too late. It was not abstruse as to why Fredrick jumped up in such a hurry. Having won an accolade at his school’s science fair for his study of ant colonies, he knew all about ants and their habitats. Not wanting to get bitten, Fredrick slowly edged his way away from the ant’s colony. Not wanting anyone to abashed in the same way that he had when he sat down, he took out some little red flags from his backpack and put them around the colony to accentuate its position. He did not think that his actions adulterated the image of the park in any way, so he left them there.

Since then, Fredrick has been an advocate for Aardvarks in Parks. Although, other children with zits sometimes accosted and abased him, his efforts to make parks safer did not abate. This effort granted him some well-earned adulation and help from the city, which he has used to make parks safer to this very day. 

*To learn the meaning of these SAT words please follow this link.

Stuck Between a Rock, Gold, Nemo, Chalk, Grandmothers, Aardvarks, and a Hard Place

Do you ever feel stuck when you are trying to write something?

I do. 

All the time. 

Just about every time I go to write something, I get stuck. 

When I'm outside and doing something else, I have a million and two ideas. Once I come inside though, I'm back where I started....

Being stuck, as usual, I came across a number of ways to get unstuck.

(1) Set a timer for five minutes. Then, Google something - anything! Now, sit facing the computer and just play! When the timer goes off, write about the first thing that comes to your mind or simply describe the page at which you are looking.

(2) Go outside, find some chalk, draw a picture, and then come in and write about what you drew. 

(3) Google Writing Prompts; you'll find a number of great suggestions like "Be A Secret Agent for Your Grandmother" and "Write a folk tale about a chivalrous aardvark who only speaks in rhyme."

Happy Writing!

Welcome To School & How To Get Kicked Out Of Class

Welcome Back To School*

If you are reading this post you are... 
     (A) Killing Time
     (B)Truly wondering if you have the ability to get kicked out of class
     (C)Postponing any pending work you do not wish to be doing at the moment

If you selected (A), Welcome and please scroll down to the next paragraph to continue reading. If you selected (B), Congratulations  you came to the right place, please scroll down to the next paragraph. If you selected (C), please return to your pending work as you have already wasted enough time getting to my blog, unless of course you wish to use avoiding homework as a way to get out of class. This I do not sugest, if one does not complete one's homework it is sure that you will spend even more time in your class making up the work then out of your class. 

There are many methods to get your self kicked out of class, and for easy reference this post is broken down into easy-to-find sections. 

THE I'M GIVING YOU THE RIGHT, BUT STILL WRONG ANSWER METHOD

This method uses direct answers to your teachers' questions that are entirely true but not the answer the teacher wanted you to give. If you give these kinds of answers enough your teacher will surely grow tired of you and kick you out. WARNING: Sometimes this may result in more talks with your teacher and the less likely option of gifted classes, though if you are reading this post I'm sure you wish for less classes and you may not want to risk this one. 

THE GOOGLE ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS FOR ME METHOD

This method allows you to have google answer your questions for you. This will get you kicked out of class for one of two reasons. (A) You were kicked out for having your hand held device out in class, which you know you shouldn't have out.

(B) You gave a nonsense answer that gave your teacher the hint that you have been cheating on all of your questions. (WARNING: This may cause you to have to retake this class)

TO BE CONTINUED......

*DISCLAIMER: Please do not attempt any of the above options, this post has been written as a joke and I do not mean to get anyone kicked out of his or her class.

Back To School Time

Summer Time, why do you leave us so soon?

Everyone one will really miss you!

You leave us with this back to school time...

I love back to school time as much as I love running from my favorite dinosaur.

The joy of receiving homework again?

Running around trying to get to class on time.

Spending your days like this!

Gym?

And arriving home like this?

Only to know you have a ton of homework

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Unless you're a homeschooler.....

And you're just fine because you know you have cool classes to take..

And you know (most the time) how your day is going to go.

Breakfast

Getting ready for school

English

Math

Science

Social Studies

Philosophy

Lunch

Getting ready to leave for your field trips

Arriving to said place

Going on the tour

Knowing  most the answers to what the tour guide asks

Answering the questions the tour guide asks

Getting them right :)

Going home

Doing gym

And then suddenly, between all of the other fun stuff you get to do (i.e. art, music, making youtube videos, posting blogs, creating things, writing articles, preparing for the zombie apocalypse, learning how to win every argument, and finding every common error in logic we can), the school day ends...

Then it's time for homework,

having dinner with your family,

relaxing and then and preparing to be awesome again the next day